How do you steal your neighbor's roses?

LOL - Ok, I don't really mean steal. He has some beautiful roses and I'd like to ask him for clippings if I can, but I won't if it won't work. Can you get them to grow from clippings?





He might notice if I just dig up the whole plant and suddenly his are missing and I have new ones just like his.

How do you steal your neighbor's roses?
i'd cut your fingers off, you steal any of my plants! talk to the person, you can scrach small area on stem, make mudd ball of soil,peatmoss mix. put pinch of root tone on scratched area on stem, put mudd ball on it wrap with chesse cloth, keep moist, when you start to see roots coming out cut it off below ball, you will then have a clone.
Reply::). I would just ask him. Maybe he can tell you how to do it properly. I think he will be flattered that you admire his roses so much! :)
Reply:offer him money or a bj.
Reply:Roses don't grow from clippings without some difficulty, so you will just enjoy them in a bouquet.





By all means, ask your neighbor. Roses continue to grow if they're "deadheaded", have blooms removed.





And your neighbor will be complimented also if you ask him the correct way to cut them (there is one).
Reply:right what your going to need is


1. a cunning disguise


2. 4 Lt's of chocolate mousse


3. 16 Siberian huskies ( if huskies are out of season use corgi es.)


4. 2 wmd's


5. a leyland p-76 perferably orange or mustard in colour


6. 4x girl scout uniforms


7. a copy of " my greatest moments " by al gore.( all of 4 pages)


8. the complete 72 redskins team including couches and trainers.


9. 2 semis loaded with cow dung


10. 4 spastic goats ( could include goats with down syndrom)





when you have colected the above items i will be more then happy to share my cunning plan (how to steal roses).
Reply:I would ask for a clipping. I've given clippings of my climbing roses to others. They can be propagated although I don't know how. There is a product called, I think, Root Tone that helps produce roots on the clippings. Good Luck
Reply:Not all roses will propagate..but it dont hurt to try..get some clippings..cut them to about 3 inches leaving 2 leaves on the top dip in root stimulater.put in potting soil that is damp..put the whole thing in a clear bag..out of direct sun..and wait..dont let it dry out..you might get some to root!! always worth the try!!
Reply:ask him if u may have his roses.if he says no, hit him with a pot and take them!


jk


ask him if he has some bulbs.
Reply:Get a privacy fence and hoard them in your backyard.